Once there was a little boy practicing badly his 100 wc whilst rowing on a polluted river. He saw 2 gumboots. He pulled them up. No body!!! No head!! Just legs in gum-boots the rest was dripping blood and was poisonous. Also the man had had an agonising death when the man fell in. “I‘ll save you, you weird man” He pulled him out but the little boy only got his legs. “I tried my best but I cant save you. Ta ta. So he rowed to his awesome school to do his 100 wc and it was Friday. Fish and chip night.
Ooh. So gruesome! how could he eat his fish and chips after that?!
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